Headcrab Zombie Rape

Just as an idea. I know that you can buy headcrab plushies from Valve that are made to fit on top of your head, or something to that effect. Maybe when people get so wasted one night they might tie the plushies to their head and go around screaming 'help me' in a muffled voice and stuff like that.

sadly the plushys no longer are made in human sizes. they're big enough to fit only your pets head though!

Ah ok then. Twas a good idea while it lasted, though there's nothing to stop us ransacking a textile department and getting them to make some for us.

sounds good to me.

I think a wave of headcrab zombies is just what Nottingham needs.

well we managed to survive the great zombie attack of '08:

Thriller dance, eh? Good early tribute. Sure, you can survive all them normal zombies, but headcrabs are an entirely different kettle of fish. I think.

i'm sure we can handel them as long as we don't get zombine. btw if you're worried about a zombie attack in nottingham i suggest you read our zomb plan thread.

Bah, even my friends from college have come up to me and said 'do YOU have a zombie plan?' After I try and point out to them zombies do not exist, and they pull out the ant and the fly larva routine, I eventually tell them I do not have a plan. They tut and start arranging my funeral, at which point I try and humour them by saying 'I dunno, if it happens I'll just board up my windows and get a shotgun.' They then laugh and try and conform me to their plan, which is something along the lines of starting a farm somewhere, with sentries or something to keep zombies out. I usually give up and walk away at this point.

It seems we have the guy who is first to die!

Hooray. If I start to change, don't let those bastards eat me! /Bill
And I mean the zombies and the cannibals.

Hmm, planning ahead? Nah, not a good idea. Zombine would send us back home with our tail between our legs... So we just need some HEV suits and a crobar and we're sorted.

Lazuka wrote:

So we just need some HEV suits and a crobar and we're sorted.

Don't forget the PILLS...here.
I do hope that joke isn't old yet.

You don't need pills in a HEV. Just a PIPEBOMB!

Oh right yeah, my mistake. If it's the HEV suit though, don't you need like a machine on a wall that sticks a bigass needle into you?

Aside from all that, yeah, find a textile group, pay them/threaten them to make headcrab hat things, wear them, get drunk, do stuff.

A recharge of the suit actually. But, enough of my tangent. Who needs to be drunk to act like a zombie?

Iunno, I just thought the only time people are gonna get together and want to do so would be under the influence of alcohol. I can't see them wanting to do it during the day.