Zombie Plan - Do YOU have one???

Picture the scene:

You've spent the weekend alone in your house of residence, you spent it all playing your game of choice till the early hours of the morning (Left 4 Dead I hope). Monday you awake from your stupor to attend morning lectures...but something isn't right. The TVs out, the Phones are down, The intertubes are burst, and that strange neighbour of yours has been standing outside staring at a stain on the wall for the past hour...oh and he's missing an arm. Yes my friends the zombie apocalypse is upon you. But of course like any sensible person you've prepared for this inevitabillity, so whats your zombie plan?

Me? Stock up on tin food and water (+tin opener) and make my way to the nearest police station for help. If help is not availible raid the police station for supplies like padded vest, battons, tazzers if im lucky a gun then head to the train station. from there try and get a train carrige moving, if not follow the tracks and try and make my way to Dover and from there hopefully cross to mainland europe. not sure what id do if europe was over run too though...

Well one things for sure, I think we should split up and look for survivors. We'll get on it as soon as I get over this hangover from that party I was just at where promiscuous sex was rampant

btw this is a great thread. I used to work at a theme park, which is ALOT more boring than it sounds, but everyone would have this end of the world senarios which resulted in us raiding Tesco on the way to the theme park so we could get lol'd up as we hide from zombies. The reasons why we chose the theme park were:

Wall surrounding it
Security cameras
Rides can be used as traps if needed
Massive supply of snacks
Location is next to naval base

Go to the sainsburys right across the road, stock up on food and everything i could possibly want.
also cigarettes
dash to the petrol station, fill up my car with petrol, and as many containers as possible.
Then hop in my car and ROAD TRIP!

I'd probably go home, Devon is so damn far out the way that the zombies probably haven't found it.

what the hell you're from devon? awww i don't want to start a fight with you, but being cornish i kind of feel i have to.

Cornwall?
I swear that's not a real place.

keziaftw wrote:

Cornwall?
I swear that's not a real place.

Its real, I lived there for a while, so magical.

wait, people actually LIVE there?
I thought it was full of grockles!
so you mean there's people who are there when it's not summer!
MY GOD.

keziaftw wrote:

so you mean there's people who are there when it's not summer!
MY GOD.

Bingo

*is now bored of Cornwall/Devon rivalry*

no keep going. its funny seeing jay get ripped . he bigs cornwall up sp much lol.

devon is the poor mans cornwall. everone knows,

I lol'd

If you can't get to it on a motorway, then the government obviously don't want people going there.
Must be a reason for that.

Jay, I herd conrwall make ginsters food. IT SURE IS YUMMY! now thas REAL cornish food (Yes I want to die)

acandymancan wrote:

Jay, I herd conrwall make ginsters food. IT SURE IS YUMMY! now thas REAL cornish food (Yes I want to die)

Cruizin' 4 a bruzin'

I heard they eat their dead. How relevent.

ok but seriously, if there were to be a zombie invasion. Fill your bath tub full of water incase water supply runs out!!! Get yourself a crowbar, smash the stairs to the upstairs of your house and bomb it out there for a while with some supplies. Can't go wrong. Oh and earplugs, how crazy do you think you would go if everynight there was the drone of "errrrgrrreeegggrrrrrrg" coming from your window.

if you fill your bath with water wont it go bad eventually, you'll avoid zombie plauge but you'll get chollerha, which is basicly the same thing....I think.

A back up plan occurs!!! get some suvivours and hold up in the Victoria center! Dawn of the dead styleee yo! you got tescos, woolworths, HMV,Curries you could live there for ages!

I had the strangest dream ever last night.

The lycan apocalypse, everone got transformed into werewolves and it was just me hiding in a huge tower trying not to make any noise in fear of being heard and killed. These things were awsome, they would jump on buildings ripping out the glass as they climbed up.

I dont usually have nightmare but when I do, I fucking love them.

oh and shoebox dont forget game, you need something to pass the time.

The whole point of Dawn of the Dead was to show how the group in the mall where prisoners of their own possessions, they had all they needed yet in the end they left because they needed to be free. I think this is why hate everything recently released by George A. Romero, his old stuff always had some kind of moral or message behind it, now its all about sentient zombies wielding guns

Anyway my point is, I'd have to try and make it abroad, I would do it 28 Days Later style, get in a car and drive with some irradiated apples!

"A back up plan occurs!!! get some suvivours and hold up in the Victoria center! Dawn of the dead styleee yo! you got tescos, woolworths, HMV,Curries you could live there for ages!"

Quote :

you got tescos, woolworths, HMV

Touche

A zombie plan? Of course not.

I have thirty-seven different zombie plans! In thirty-six of the thirty-seven plans I use Jay's fresh corpse as bait, so I can escape from the legions of the Undead!

In the thirty-seventh, I knowingly infect myself with the zombie virus, so that I can devour him!